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发表于 2007-12-21 11:37:55
我的一次经历---如厕
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span></strong><strong><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">如厕</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o:p></o:p></span></strong></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span></strong><strong><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">超过百分之二十的中国人喝鲜奶或吃奶酪后会引起腹泻</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">, </span></strong><strong><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我是其中一个</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">. </span></strong><strong><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">但我是成長在一穷二白的中国南方台山</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">, </span></strong><strong><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">什么是鲜奶或奶酪都沒见过</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">, </span></strong><strong><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">当然进入美国</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">, </span></strong><strong><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就洋相百岀了</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">.<o:p></o:p></span></strong></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">话说来美不久</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">一天到</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">New York</span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">長途火车总站接朋友</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">终于在车站尝到了二个美味无比</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">几十年第一次吃到的美式奶酪汉堡包</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">. </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">吃完不到十五分钟</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">肚子绞痛无比</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">心知不妙</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">忙于找洗手间</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">. </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我的妈啊</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">! </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">排队如厕人龙足足近二十人</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我在队伍排了三分钟</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">那东西己必不及待</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">在闸口蠢蠢欲动</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">随时倾巢而岀</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">. </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">如再排队下去</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">岂不是岀羞</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">. </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我二话沒说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">冲入冼手间</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">见有一无人用的厕格臭气冲天</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">厕所坐板金黄无比</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">黄金遍地</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">. </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我已毫无思路</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">用脚提起厕板</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">扯下裤头</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">立即蹲上去</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">. </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">说那时</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">那时快</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">闸口全面崩溃</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">山洪爆发</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">倾盆而下</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">雷鸣般的声音震耳欲聋</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">在这严重空气汚染的时刻</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我仅能屏住呼吸</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">同时听到排队入厕的人流声后退到门外</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">. “</span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">老番朋友们</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">对不起了</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">”. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span></strong></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">数分钟的暴风骤雨过去了</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">终于消声云散</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">雨过天晴</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">. </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">当我心情回复正常</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">准备打扫战场的时候</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">用手一摸放厕纸的暗格</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">再摸</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, -----</span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我岀了一身冷汗</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">竟然是空的</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">. (</span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">美国公厕一般都有厕纸</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">) </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我将口袋裤袋全翻出来</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">纸屑也沒一張</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">. “ </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">水</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">” </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">回头一看</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">这是老式厕所</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">根本无冲厕水箱</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">. </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">天啊</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">! </span><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">你说我该怎么办</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">?</span></strong></span></span></font></span></b></p><p>［此帖子已被 USA168 在 2007-12-25 11:26:04 编辑过］
都市骑士
发表于 2007-12-21 12:47:37
<font size=5>\"冇纸缴圈A泯指\"</font>
雪海蓝天
发表于 2007-12-21 13:03:44
<font size=6>脱下内裤当厕纸，如果吾舍得掉，袋返去洗就掂咯！</font>
李维
发表于 2007-12-21 13:23:13
<font size=6>168:对于我们这一代来讲,纯属小儿科.</font>
vivian
发表于 2007-12-21 21:09:08
<p><font size=3>168USA：以上尷尬場面，我試過唔只一次啦，記得有一次去到中城三十四街，幸好Macy's 的女職員給我開了方便之門，當時是清晨六點多，離開門時間有兩個多小時；另一次遇上麥記排長龍，漢堡王又話要吃了才可以屙，我解釋說一定要屙了才吃得下，經理才肯給我金鎖匙。</font></p>
USA168
发表于 2007-12-22 13:11:03
<p><span><blockquote><img border=0 src=images/icon-quote.gif> <b>柳下惠:</b><br><font size=5>\"冇纸缴圈A泯指\"</font></blockquote></span></p><p> </p><p><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA\">闸门口周围黄金万两</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA\">, </span><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA\">十个手指也不够用</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA\">.</span></p>
USA168
发表于 2007-12-22 13:16:42
<p><span><blockquote><img border=0 src=images/icon-quote.gif> <b>雪海蓝天:</b><br><font size=6>脱下内裤当厕纸，如果吾舍得掉，袋返去洗就掂咯！</font></blockquote></span></p><p> </p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">由于扯衭太猛</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, </font></span><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">衭链损坏</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">. </font></span><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">如真空上阵</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, </font></span><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">鸟头露了出来</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, </font></span><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">这回不是出羞了</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, </font></span><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">而是要入警局的</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice\" /><o:p></o:p></font></span></p>
USA168
发表于 2007-12-22 13:18:06
<p><span><blockquote><img border=0 src=images/icon-quote.gif> <b>李维:</b><br><font size=6>168:对于我们这一代来讲,纯属小儿科.</font></blockquote></span></p><p> </p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">小儿科有时也会要命的</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice\" /><o:p></o:p></font></span></p>
USA168
发表于 2007-12-22 13:21:12
<span><blockquote><img border=0 src=images/icon-quote.gif> <b>vivian:</b><br> <p><font size=3>168USA：以上尷尬場面，我試過唔只一次啦，記得有一次去到中城三十四街，幸好Macy's 的女職員給我開了方便之門，當時是清晨六點多，離開門時間有兩個多小時；另一次遇上麥記排長龍，漢堡王又話要吃了才可以屙，我解釋說一定要屙了才吃得下，經理才肯給我金鎖匙。</font></p><p></blockquote></span></p><p> </p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">Vivian: </font></span><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">你有无试过无厕纸的经历</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">?<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice\" /><o:p></o:p></font></span></p>
雪海蓝天
发表于 2007-12-22 14:10:58
<span><blockquote><img src="images/icon-quote.gif" onmousewheel=\"return yuzi_img(event,this)\"border=0> <b>雪海蓝天:</b><br /><font size=6>脱下内裤当厕纸，如果吾舍得掉，袋返去洗就掂咯！</font></blockquote></span><p></p><p> </p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">由于扯衭太猛</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, </font></span><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">衭链损坏</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">. </font></span><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">如真空上阵</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, </font></span><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">鸟头露了出来</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, </font></span><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">这回不是出羞了</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, </font></span><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">而是要入警局的</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice\" /><o:p></o:p></font></span></p><font size=5></blockquote></font></span><font color=#ff6600 size=6>168:你的回贴让我笑了整整一个晚上，肚皮差点笑破了，你有罪！</font>